Friday, December 11, 2009

Column#1 Mr.Nut

Snobbery is a goddamn word of the year for Mr.Nut

Mr.Nut has not recognized that he has been such a snob.
From now on, he is a snob just like he was. To celebrate snob being, Mr.Nut takes out some stories. There are tragedy and comedy in stories like Charlie Chaplin's saying.
Life is tragedy when seen in close-up, but comedy in long-shot.

Mr.Nut was always staying around a safety zone. That's why he never felt to fall into big frustration in his entire life. He sometimes heard naive being from others. Literary, Mr.Nut was so simple-and-honest fellow of the old form.
He was kinda a student who believes, "Yesterday's nerd is today's Gates."
If you ask when his first kiss is, he is afraid to answer it JUST happened right after graduating NOT high school, BUT college.

Of course, Mr.Nut also had a couple of blind dates, to thank his friends. Every time he didn't fail to disappoint his followers. For instance, Mr.Nut asked a Dutch treat at the first round. Worse thing is he required exactly half-and-half pay calculating down to two decimal places(What a poor Mr.Nut!). Mr.Nut got lost and wasted a full hour under the winter rain looking for a freaking normal restaurant(What a poor Mr.Nut!!). After those shame, Mr.Nut was used to be alone again.

What if he learned from Sex and the City instead of quantum mechanics? If so, would it be going worse or worse worse? Anyway, Mr.Nut just walks into cruel love game without preparedness.

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